Maxima

June 30, 2009

The magic number is 312

Filed under: Blog — maxima @ 8:06 pm

franken.jpgST. PAUL, Minn. — Al Franken ascended Tuesday from the ranks of former “Saturday Night Live” comedians to an even more exclusive club, outlasting Republican Norm Coleman in an eight-month recount and courtroom saga to win a seat in the U.S. Senate.

Coleman conceded the election hours after a unanimous state Supreme Court ruled that Franken — who moved into politics with books poking fun at conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh — should be certified the winner. In doing so, he pulled the plug on a bitter election that was ultimately decided by 312 votes out of nearly 2.9 million cast.

June 27, 2009

No cell phone, please!

Filed under: Blog — maxima @ 6:32 pm

 

Please do not give this kid a cell phone when she gets older. (click to play)

http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2009/06/23/Are-Women-Born-Like-This.aspx

 

June 25, 2009

The words

Filed under: Blog — maxima @ 10:34 pm

JA.jpgThe other day I heard the Jefferson Airplane song, “Don’t You Want Somebody to Love” from 1967.

I realized that all these years I had the words wrong.  I thought it started out with…

When the tookies come….tookie lies.  When all the joy within you dies. 

hmmmm and suddenly I heard the CORRECT words and I really had to laugh.  I was waaaaaay off.   Anybody know the correct beginning?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-0nrDLH7MM&feature=related

June 20, 2009

Aunt Dora’s anti-arthritis recipe

Filed under: Blog — maxima @ 6:44 pm
 My mom was going through her recipe book and ran across a recipe from her older sister that just passed away last fall.  She found it timely because I have been having trouble with my right knee. knee.jpg I had three shots of Synvisc(synthetic hylauronic acid gel) in my knee last February. walla…..new knee!  I was so thrilled that I was cured.  I was walking Mona with Blips every night and just enjoying my new job….lots of steps and walking and carrying heavy books from site to site. needle.jpg
Then two weeks ago I bumped it and….boom back to square one.  I was really bummed to find out that the synvisc is a treatment and not a cure.  So, three more shots to the knee and direct orders from the doc to stay off my feet as much as possible. 
Mom thought I should try this old-time recipe that she found today.  I have to tell you, she has already purchased her gin and is ready to get started )
Aunt Dora’s Amazing Gin-Soaked Raisin Remedy
  • 1 lb golden raisins
  • gin (approximately 1 pint)
  • glass bowl (Pyrex® is good—crystal is bad)
  • glass jar with lid

gin.jpgSpread the golden raisins evenly on the bottom of the glass bowl and pour enough gin over them to completely cover. Let them stay that way until all the gin is absorbed. It may take 5 to 7 days.

When the gin is absorbed, transfer the raisins to the jar, put the lid on and keep it closed.            Do not refrigerate.

Dosage. Each day, eat exactly 9 raisins. No more, no less. Very important

Some people feel pain relief in 2-3 days others take 5-6 weeks. 

June 18, 2009

perky whip cream

Filed under: Blog — maxima @ 9:43 pm

I had a rather stressful day on Tuesday.  So, after I solved the problem, I decided to get a mocha.  I normally don’t have a second coffee because it will keep me up at night.  There is a 12 hour ‘half-life’ for when I drink coffee.  12 hours later it kicks in again.  BUT…this was a special need, so I did it. 

mocha.jpgI went through a drive up at a place called Sonic.  It is like an A&W where you order from the box and it comes to your car by carhop.  I ordered iced mocha actually.  It came like this picture (except there wasn’t a guys head growing out of it).  It was mostly ice but that was ok because I just wanted to have a little anyway.  It had a straw and so I drank it from the bottom up.  I know, it isn’t rocket science but hey….

What remained in the cup was the whip cream.  I decided I didn’t need the whip cream, so I just left it.  HOWEVER, when I went back to my car 5 hours later, it was still sitting there….quite perky.  Yup, the whip cream did not melt in my hot car or even get rounded off like whip cream does after a bit.  It really creeped me out.  I pondered just what do you think that whip cream was made of….some kind of plastic additive?  I mean it was really perky, just like it had been served that very minute.

I don’t think I am going back there and I will be suspicious of all future whip cream that stays perky.

June 12, 2009

Moist or dry?

Filed under: Blog — maxima @ 8:30 am

eggs1.jpgAnyone who knows me knows that I have strong opinions.  (I try my best to cushion them with “Minnesota nice” as often as I can or just do the Lutheran thing and keep my mouth shut) 

But this has been bothering me for a couple years.

I can’t remember if I like my scrambled eggs moist or dry.  I either like them moist so I can squish them in my mouth rather than chew…..OR….I like them firm and not squishy.  And I REALLY don’t like them the other way.  I just can’t remember which way that is.

So, this morning when I started to cook my scrambled eggs, again, I could not remember how I liked them.  They are just on the edge of moist and dry…..should I stop here, do I like them like this, will I wreck them if I cook them longer or will I wreck them if I stop cooking them now? ? ? ? ?  I wish I knew, I wish I knew, I wish I knew!

It is a very strange feeling for me and then I wonder if this is what it feels like to have the beginning of Alzheimers.  Not knowing if you like or dislike something.  Not able to make a decision because you can’t access what you used to know.

Today I stopped at the moist territory.  They tasted good of course.  BUT, I did wonder if I would have liked them better if I had cooked them firmer and dry.

June 6, 2009

Which one makes you bust a laugh out loud?

Filed under: Blog — maxima @ 8:55 pm

 

             The Economy is so bad that:

 

CEO’s are having to play miniature golf.
 
Jewish women are marrying for love.
 
Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren’t paying their taxes.
 
Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
 
Obama met with small businesses (GE, GM, Pfizer and Citigroup) to discuss the Stimulus Package.
 
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer
 
Parents in Beverly Hills have had to fire their nannies and actually learn their children’s names
 
A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico
 
The most highly-paid and sought after job is now jury duty
 
People in Africa are donating money to Americans
 
Motel Six won’t leave the light on
 
The Mafia is laying off judges
 
And finally…

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.  The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear. 

May 31, 2009

401K failures

Filed under: Blog — maxima @ 3:10 pm

storesample.jpgToday we went to the grocery store.  There were people giving out food samples as usual.  But I have noticed that they are looking older and older and worn out……like they should be sitting in a doctors office waiting for their Geritol (old people’s liquid vitamins) or something.  These people are WAY past retirement.  It suddenly occured to me that these are 401K failures.  In the last 1.5 years, most Americans with their own private retirement savings fund(401K) have lost 50-70% of this savings.  These old sample servers are people who normally charmin2.jpgwould be out on the golf course but now that they only have Social Security, they have to go back to work.  That is a crying shame.  Blips and I have started to call them the 401K failures.  These people are not standing on their feet for 8 hours a day because they think it is more fun than golfing.  I always try to say something upbeat and pleasant so as to maybe be a bright spot in their day. 

May 29, 2009

This Morning

Filed under: Blog — maxima @ 12:03 pm

I have intended to blog many times but just never got to it.  So much has happened so I will just start with this morning.

Blips took the day off today because Friday is my day off.(more about work later)  I let him sleep late and I got up and went to get two mochas at our favorite coffee shop called Sati.  It is a French coffee shop with the North American headquarters in Woodbury, MN.  (Yah, what is up with that?)  Anyway, to get people into their shop, they give out coupons which in MN we call BOGO(buy one get one free).  They put them on the internet and forgot to put an expiration date so I printed about 25 of them hehehehehe.  So, we get coffee for half price.  Somehow it seems to taste better at half price )

http://www.satiusa.com/cafe_locations.htm

As I was headed for Sati, I noticed a BOGO for McDonald’s coffee in my ash tray.(you can get mochas and latta’s at McDonald’s now and they are quite good) hhhhmmmmm, I could get coffee AND breakfast.  Ok, turn left and go to McDonald’s instead of go 4 miles to Sati.  On the way, at a very busy street, the car in geese_street.jpgthe left lane just stopped.  So I slowed down and then I saw the geese crossing the street and did a quick stop too.  Now the other car and I were blocking the traffic and the one mama, one toddler, and one papa goose could cross.  It was so touching because I knew that this family started out with about 6-10 babies and now down to just one.  The other day I saw on a different yet busy street also, a mama with 9 tiny babies.  She set out to cross the street and the babies were afraid to jump down from the curb(about 3 times their height, imagine jumping from a third story window for us).  So the baby behind each one bumped the front one off the curb and they were 1/2 the way across the street when the last one did not have the courage to jump.  Now the cars were coming fast and the mama huddled the babies in the street together and put her body in front of them so she would be hit first.  After the cars were gone, she rushed them all back to the curb to re-join the last one, the non-jumper.  Parenting is such an important job.

Speaking of parenting, today I want to drop off Summer’s hammock and stand.  She got a very wonderful deal before she had a house and put it in our garage.  Now that she has her own house with a backyard and a wonderful shade tree, she wants her hammock. And I would  like our garage back.

revenge_chandelier.jpgTonite, Blips and I are headed to downtown Minneapolis for Phantom of the Opera.  We have tickets in my favorite spot (first balcony, first row)  It is the same spot I got tickets for Mama Mia.  If I am on the ball and get tickets 8-10 months before they advertise, then my row is available.  I love that row because I can see the whole stage and there is never anyone in front of me with a hat or goofy hairdoo that blocks my view.  I am excited to see this production and I hope I don’t compare it to the Las Vegas production at the Venecian where they warned people that the pyrotechniques could cause siezures.  ohhhhhhhh and they lived up to it!!!!  We will go early and after dropping off the hammock at Summer’s in SW Minneapolis, we will have dinner downtown at an outdoor cafe and then just people watch(Dutch style, of course)before we go to Phantom.  It is a beautiful sunny 70 F (about 21 C)day here.  I think it will be perfect, but any day with my husband is a perfect day )

management.pngThe job: hmmm where do I start.  In America, you cannot put much public info out there about your job without consequences at work.  So, I will just say, that it is a job perfectly designed for my talents.  It is in management and I love it.  I feel rather fortunate and blessed that I not only have a good paying job but one that is suited for me and I like it as well.  Having said that, I am being moved along up the ladder rather fast and I would prefer to go slower with more time to learn each new level of management.  I can handle each step up but it would be less stressful if it went slower.  I look forward to the day when I know my job so well that I can do it in my sleep.  When I started, they told me it would take 6 months to learn it all and I thought that was a long time but I feel like I know half of everything and I have been there 3 months so that is an accurate timeline.   It is a very different lifestyle with me working every other weekend and having Friday’s off.  So, one Friday off, work Saturday and Sunday then the next Friday off and Saturday and Sunday off.  This is my long weekend off.  The bad part also is only two weeks PTO(paid time off) per year.  That is sick leave, funeral leave, vacation and any other leave combined into two weeks a year.  And that is that, you can always go work somewhere else if that is not ok with you.  It is hard for Europeans to comprehend this policy but it is very common in America where there are 100 people just waiting for you to quit your job so they can have it.  I feel very blessed to have a good job but I know I won’t be doing much traveling in the next few years.  I just put it out of my mind and enjoy my job.

So, I don’t know if anybody is even linked to this anymore but this is my life today.  Life is good.  I feel blessed.

November 21, 2008

I’ve been sick

Filed under: Blog — maxima @ 10:56 am

 I’vd been really really sick for a long time with assorted ailments.falltrain.jpg

The bad knee:  After a trip through the woods and swinging at the playground, I woke up with that elephant standing on my knee again.  I had had a shot of cortisone and thought it was all better.  Now it was back worse than ever.  Another shot of cortisone and a different diagnosis this time.  Last time he said I had arthritis.  This time he said he could not read the MRI because it was out of focus and maybe I have arthritis and maybe there is cartilige loose hitting a nerve root ending causing the pain.  He recommended to try another shot of cortisone and surgery in January after the holidays if that does not hold.  This shot held for about one day.  I think it was just the anesthesia that wore off.  Back to limping badly.  geeeze louise………  So I did some reading online. pa.jpg I like the Mayo Clinic website for my second opinion.  What they do at Mayo is if cortisone does not hold…..then they shoot in hylauronic acid(HA).  hmmmmmm I had given my mom HA for her knee and she did not see much difference.  However, I suspect that she diluted the doseage since it is rather expensive.  I thought it was worth the try since I was limping so bad and at times unable to walk.  So I got some and took a dose at bedtime. I expected that it would take a few weeks to notice a gradual difference.  The elephant was gone the next morining.  ***Yippie Skippie***  I am getting around much better but it comes and goes. 

I am trying to find the magical timing and doseage for the HA.  grrrrrr to the insurance company which will pay thousands for an opperation on my knee but nothing for the HA grrrrrrrrrr  But I am much more hopeful now. 

monumentvalleyUT.jpgThe bad cold:  At my aunts funeral about a month ago, I got some kind of chest congestion that led to lung and ear complications.  I had antibiotics for the ears but the rest is just lingering and keeping me from sleeping at night.  That makes me crabby and I don’t know who to blame it on since I hugged every relative I have at the funeral (   I went to the pharmacy to get drixoral which Blips and I used a few years ago and it worked great.  Well, it is off the market.  So I have had to play around with other OTC meds.  I think now that I found something that works so that I can sleep better.

ryeNY.jpgSo, I missed our beautiful fall and it is now early winter.  I did see these pics online and decided to share them with you just because they made me feel good. I think I found the end of the rainbow and I am on the mend starting to feel like a person again.

November 15, 2008

The mammogram

Filed under: Blog — maxima @ 7:04 pm

A woman in her fifties is at home, unclothed, happily jumping on her bed, squealing with delight.   Her husband watches her for a while and asks, ‘Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What’s the matter with you?’ 
 
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, ‘I don’t care what you think.  I just came back from having a mammogram, and the doctor says that I am not only healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18-year-old. 

 

The husband replies, ‘What did he say about your 55-year-old ass? ‘
 

‘Your name never came up,’ she replied.

 

November 4, 2008

We did it

Filed under: Blog — maxima @ 11:26 pm

 

Here is our new first family.  Michelle(44), Barack(47), Malia(10), Natasha(Sasha) age 7   

barack-obama-family_434x369.jpg

 

 

 

 

 God bless and protect them.

October 28, 2008

Remember that weight Blips lost?

Filed under: Blog — maxima @ 9:03 pm

Well, I know who found it!happy halloween.jpg

October 16, 2008

We are Blue

Filed under: Blog — maxima @ 10:40 pm
A Letter to The Red States 

states_red_blue.png

Dear Red States:

We’ve decided we’re leaving. We intend to form our own country, and
we’re taking the other Blue States with us.  In case you aren’t aware,
that includes California , Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota,
Wisconsin , Michigan, Illinois  and all the Northeast. We believe
this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the
people of the new country of New California.

To sum up briefly: You get  Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave
states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the
Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood.  We get Intel and Microsoft. You
get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole’ Miss. We get 85 percent of
America ’s venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get  Alabama.  We
get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states pay
their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the
Christian Coalition’s, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a
bunch of single moms. Please be aware that Nuevo California will be
pro-choice and anti-war,  and we’re going to want all our citizens
back from Iraq at once.  If you need people to fight, ask your
evangelicals. They have kids they’re apparently willing to send to
their deaths for no purpose, and they don’t care if you don’t show
pictures of their children’s caskets coming home. We do wish you
success in Iraq, and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we’re not
willing to spend our resources in Bush’s Quagmire.

With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent
of the country’s fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple
and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation’s fresh fruit, 95 percent of
America ’s quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners)
90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most
of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and
condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Stanford, Cal
Tech and MIT. With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to
cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected
health care costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes,
most of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent
of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all
televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the
University of Georgia . We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was
actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred
unless we’re discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent
say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was
involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you
are people with higher morals then we lefties.

Finally, we’re taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed
they grow in Mexico

Peace out,

Blue States

 

 

 

September 6, 2008

Grimm*** Reunion

Filed under: Blog — maxima @ 8:59 am

reunion_grimius.jpgWe had a family reunion one weekend in early August.  I didn’t take as many pictures as I usually do of all the families.  Here is the one my cousin took of our family.  That is Blips on the left, me, mom, Doreen, and David.  The food was fantastic.  The time went way too fast but I did get to talk to many cousins that I have not seen in a year.

Doesn’t Blips look skinny!!!!!

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