Maxima

I was a very naughty girl at work today.

My supervisor is as dumb as a box of rocks.  She told me that she wanted to explain to me some important changes coming up, it would take 1.5 hours.  So, I rearranged my whole day to fit it in.  She reviewed what I knew from a staff meeting a month ago.  It took 10 minutes.  I am thinking…..okkkkkk, where is the new information????

Then I get the drift that she wants to ‘flesh out’ the chart from a month ago.  I really don’t have too much to say…..she likes to present my ideas as her own and I see this is another one of those deals.  But when she mentions that the changes will start in 2-3 weeks…..I get a very naughty thought.   hmmmmm, I won’t be there anymore.  I had to work real hard to not bust out a giggle.

So, I suddenly had all these brilliant ideas on what to fill in for the details in the new work chart.  She almost started drooling as she wrote like crazy to add all these brilliant ideas that she thinks I am going to do.  All this stuff is easy for me to do and I do it all the time but she has no clue to how to even get started or where to find the information.   Giggles are so near the surface….don’t let it out Maxima!  The meeting takes 1/2 an hour.  She leaves so happy to be turning in my ideas as her own and also thinking I am going to implement them and make her look good.  NOT

I keep getting a vision of that part of Sound of Music where the nuns confess to the Mother Superior when they take part of the engine out of the Gestapo’s car.  Mother Superior…..I have been a naughty girl.  (giggle giggle giggle)

Dumb as a box of rocks.