Maxima

It is getting to be State Fair time and I was just remembering what a wonderful time we had with ElsMarStel.  I wish we could do it again with you two but this year we go by ourselves.  Anyway, here is a joke I got in my email today from my gf.  I tried to send it to you but it got returned.  Enjoy!!!!

MORRIS AND HIS WIFE ESTHER WENT TO

THE STATE FAIR EVERY YEAR.

EVERY YEAR, MORRIS WOULD SAY,

“ESTHER, I ‘D LIKE TO RIDE IN THAT

HELICOPTER.”

ESTHER ALWAYS REPLIED,

” I KNOW MORRIS, BUT THAT HELICOPTER RIDE

IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS.”

A FEW YEARS LATER, ESTHER AND MORRIS WENT TO THE FAIR.

MORRIS SAID, “ESTHER, I’M 85 YEARS OLD.

IF I DON’T RIDE THAT HELICOPTER NOW,

I MIGHT NEVER GET ANOTHER CHANCE.”

ESTHER REPLIED, “MORRIS,

THAT HELICOPTER IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS

IS 50 DOLLARS.”

THE PILOT OVERHEARD THE COUPLE. HE SAID,

“FOLKS, I’LL MAKE YOU A DEAL.

I’LL TAKE THE BOTH OF YOU FOR A RIDE.

IF YOU CAN STAY QUIET FOR THE ENTIRE

RIDE AND NOT SAY A WORD,

I WON’T CHARGE YOU! BUT IF YOU SAY ONE WORD,

IT’S 50 DOLLARS.”

MORRIS AND ESTHER AGREED — AND UP THEY WENT.

THE PILOT DID ALL KINDS OF FANCY MANEUVERS.

BUT NOT A WORD WAS HEARD.

HE DID HIS DAREDEVIL TRICKS OVER AND OVER AGAIN,

BUT STILL NOT A WORD.

WHEN THEY LANDED, THE PILOT TURNED TO MORRIS.

HE SAID, “BY GOLLY, I DID EVERYTHING I COULD TO GET YOU

TO YELL OUT, BUT YOU DIDN’T. I’M IMPRESSED!”

MORRIS REPLIED, “WELL, I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING

WHEN ESTHER FELL OUT,

BUT 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS”.