Monkey had a dream last night. He dreamed he was back at Monterey beach. I think he left his heart in San Francisco too.
You know how we head for Starbucks first thing in the morning. Well, this one was…oh how can I say it…scary? And I don’t mean Halloween scary either. As we pulled up we noticed the patio was fenced in with an 8 foot wrought iron fence. hmmmm Then the line was about 8-10 people long.(so plenty of time to think) There are just two people working and they are working very hard and fast. BUT, I notice the gal is putting her pen in her mouth while she makes the coffee.
When she is done she takes another order and TAKES THE PEN OUT OF HER MOUTH WITH HER HAND AND WRITES ON THE CUP and then puts the pen back in her mouth. Then with the pen hand she touches everything…..euwwww. I try to turn away but the memory of getting sick in Las Vegas makes me look again. I was hoping it was just a one time thing. I told myself I could live with that. THEN SHE DID IT AGAIN. My stomach starts to turn and I tell Blips that we have to leave. Now you have to understand, in America there are new rules as we get ready for the bird flu. Don’t shake hands, sneeze into your elbow, don’t share pens,
sanitize your phone and computer…AND wash your hands, wash your hands, wash your hands! NOT wash your hands and suck on a pen while you work.
So we head for Universal Studios without coffee. It is 11am and there is a traffic jam just to get onto the freeway. (picture is before we even get to the freeway. Three lanes each way gridlock) Traffic jam on the freeway is off and on. You never know when it will stop so there are alot of ‘quickstops’ where you are just glad you don’t run into the guy in front of you. You don’t have the time to even think about the guy behind you. You just hope they are not a tourist from Minnesota
We get to Universal Studios and find out they close at 6pm. The people from Ohio in front of us are surprised also. It cost $59 each to get in, extra for food and drink. You can pay an extra $20 for ‘front of the line’ privileges. That means at all the rides, you go to the front of the line. We skip that. They also wanted us to pay premier parking $20 instead of $10 and try to scare us that we will have to walk for miles. We skip that and pay the regular $10 and our parking was just as close as premier. Only because it is off season but who cares. We found a coupon at the hotel for $8 off each person. yahhhhh, feeling like home to use a coupon.
We go in and there is a Starbucks. Ok……getting the day started right again. Next we go on the Studio Tour. We get on a tram and are driven around the lot. It took some planning but we have the two outside seats so he can video without heads in the shot. When I did the tour in 1968 or was it 1979(I am not sure which time) we were allowed to get off the tram and watch a TV show being taped. They would tell us when to be absolutely silent…”QUIET ON THE SET”. But now the tram is 4 cars instead of one and a tram every 10 minutes. So, too many people to keep track of I guess. We are not allowed inside of the studios but are told which large building ER, Crossing Jordan, CSI, Ghost Whisperer, Desperate Housewives each tape in. CSI was taping as we drove by. It was like being told……the candy is over there kids, but you can’t have any! grrrrrrr 
Here I am being interviewed by Access Hollywood on the red carpet.
But next was the outdoor sets and they were soooooo interesting. They showed in little videos above our heads the movie made from each outdoor set. And how they slightly changed each set to make it look different for each movie. Amazing. And we saw them setting up infront of the big green screen where they do all the action shots with just the actor and add the surroundings later. It is about a couple blocks long and just sits there outside. Doesn’t it rain in southern California? Well, I guess not if you believe everything in the Beach Boys songs.
We ate in Jurassic Park. However we did not eat dinosaur but I had orange chicken, and ceasar salad. Blips had bacon cheeseburger with french fries. He is craving french fries lately. Add a water and that comes to $22.00. We noticed on our way to the Jurassic ride a sign that said CHILD SWITCH AREA HERE. I said…..how nice, if your kid is acting up, just wait here and switch with another family and see how that one works out.
hehehehehehee We had a good laugh (dreaming about how nice that option would have been when our kids were little). Of course, we would like to make sure there was a ’switch back now’ spot so we could get our own precious girls back before we went home
It is hard to describe the ride. They make it seem like you are actually in Jurassic Park and the dinosaurs pop out at you as well as the waterfalls. It was very well done and absolutely fantastic. At the end there is an 84 foot straight verticle drop. Oh, did I tell you that you are in a rubber raft type thing. You have to pull the chest harness tight at the beginning of the ride so it locks you in. Blips and I kept pulling and pulling (it was still 8 inches from our chest) until we noticed a very fat guy in our row. The chest harness was against his belly so it WAS locked. Oh crap! I thought about that the whole ride. So, when we hit the verticle drop at the end of the ride, I was already scared that I was going to fly out. Well, not out but maybe break my nose or something like that. Or fly up and have my weight land on my stomach and throw up maybe. You know, those kind of worry thoughts. Then there was the drop and just about the time I start to fly out, you hit the bottom. I bet they have that very well designed to do that. It was so much fun. And the picutre……you know they take a picture that they sell for outrageous prices. Well, ours is priceless……so we paid $18 for the smallest one. We will scan it. I am not saying a word……you will have to see it in a few days.
Next was the Backdraft movie and special effects studio. They re-enacted the warehouse fire scene and at the end when it is all on fire, and very hot and smelling like chemicals…..our railing gives way. We are in the front row. Everybody screams including me…. that was so real and scary and then the fire goes out, everything goes back into place and the audience starts laughting……but kind of a relieved laugh. This was also fantastic.
Now is time for Back to the Future ride. Story line is Biff has stolen the DeLorian(time travel car) and we have to get him back or the history of the world will change from 1955 on. We are put 6 to a car in the DeLorian and we are taken on a time travel and even are swallowed by a dinosaur. euwwww as we went down the throat and into the swishy stomach food and then are belched back out. I think they did that for the preteen boys.
We had time for one more ride…..the rides are rather long and the wait is also about 15 minutes to 1/2 hour. Terminator-3D was Blips decision! NO heart conditions, no pregnant women, no children under 6, no neck, back injuries. OHHHHHHHHHH sounds good. Really really done well and the 3D makes it seem like Arnold Schwartznegger saves the world again. Yup, he looked at the audience and said…..”I told you I would be bok (back) !” …..and rides off on his motorcycle. Cool.
5:50 pm and time to go and we have only seen 1/3 of the park. Bummer. I would have liked to see the Blues Brothers put the band back together. Also there was a Shrek adventure, Waterworld death-defying stunts, Van Helsing Dracula, Nicelodeon Blast zone, Fear Factor live(but they were on location), Revenge of the Mummy …..
We went to the parking lot and got monkey and took a few pictures and then went back to Santa Monica. Tomorrow is our last day and we will spend it walking the beach and searching Lomita for where I lived and worked. Then we will head for the airport, turn in our fabulous car(see how Blips does all those roadtrip videos) and catch our plane to Minnesota at 1am.
That’s Beetlejuice saying goodbye with a great big belch. And I mean GREAT BIG.