Maxima

Today I stopped at my favorite store.  It is called Home Goods.  Lots of stuff for the house and although I don’t buy much anymore, I do like to look at all the holiday stuff out.  It is just fun to look.

Well, I heard this voice behind me that sounded familiar say, “Jacob?”  So, I started to turn and then she said it louder again, “Jacob?” into her cell phone.  Just as she said it the second time she passed just 4 feet from me and my knees got weak. THAT IS THE WITCH THAT TRIED TO BULLY ME WITH LIES!      What is she doing in MY neighborhood and in MY store!  Witch with a B!  Go back to your cave where you can be a bully.  Integrity…..yah, that is her fake slogan.  Here she is at 1:30 in the afternoon shopping instead of working.  Integrity of a witch.(with a B of course)

So, wanting to get her out of my system, I knew I had to burn off that energy with physical work.  I drove by the construction site where I had spotted a pink rock.  From the path by the pond, at least it LOOKED like a rock.  I brought along my dolly(that is a little push cart on 4 wheels that can be tipped onto 2 wheels) just in case it was too heavy for me.  Wellllllllllllllllll, up close it was more like a small boulder.  But it was beautiful.  And pink is hard to find.  I have a 3 inch bruise on my right shoulder from another boulder that I got last Tuesday.  That one took me an hour to get.  It fell off the dolly twice.  I could not get it into the car, so I had to walk the dolly home about 5 blocks.  About now you are changing your mind that rock hunting is easy work. Nooooooooooooo.  This one took me 1/2 hour and only fell off once. I have not been able to lift smaller ones into the car without help.  But this pink one…..all the way in on one try.  My adrenaline was pumping! (I better stay away from Meth……Maxima on meth, able to toss bolders with one shot). See the cream colored one (far right)is the ‘bruiser’ rock and see that lovely pink one!  I made Mona sit in the picture so you know how big the rocks are.

And it worked……got the witch with a B out of my system.  Now, how do I keep her out of MY favorite store!