Maxima

August 15, 2008

My contribution to the Olympics

Filed under: Blog — maxima @ 8:24 pm

Chinese Wedding Night:  

 A young Chinese couple gets married. She’s a virgin. Truth be told,
 he is a virgin too, but she doesn’t know that.

 On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her
 husband undresses in the darkness.

 He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
 ’My darring,’ he whispers, ‘I know dis you firss time and you berry
 flighten. I promise you,

 I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You 
juss ask. Whatchu want?’ he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

 A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her
 request.

 She eventually shyly whispers back, ‘I want to try someting I have hear
 about from odda girls… Numbaa 69.’

 More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled 
tone he asks her….

 ’You want…… Garlic Chicken wif snow peas?’

 

6 Comments »

  1. majong said,

    August 16, 2008 at 12:48 am

    Wahahahahahaha! And what would she get if she asked for ’standard’ ? hihihihi! :-)

  2. Marianne said,

    August 17, 2008 at 1:50 am

    LOL!!!

    By the way,there is a package on the way to you. It supposed to be there already. Otherwise it will come in one of these days. Will you send us a message if you have recieved it end of this week or not?

    Greatings Mar

  3. mir said,

    August 17, 2008 at 2:43 pm

    funny :)

  4. maxima said,

    August 17, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    Mar: yes, I got the package on Friday and had a good laugh. I emailed you Friday night(Saturday your time), so you have to read your email :)

  5. Marianne said,

    August 18, 2008 at 12:02 am

    I am glad you get it, but we didn’t recieved your mail.

    Enjoy your parking place ;)

    Greetings Mar

  6. maxima said,

    August 18, 2008 at 8:53 am

    Mar: Have you changed your email lately? I will send it again right now. Yes, with Sum and Asha living here, I need reserved parking :)

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